Wednesday, 6 January 2021

Collision imminent.

 Hello! Cody again, who else? Ahaha. It's been a while since my last post so I thought I could share what's been happening and anything else I can come up with. Well first off, my sisters have been by more often that usual, for no reason, to hang out and stuff. It's nice having them around when they need rest. I love my sisters, no matter what. I wish I could help them out more but I can only do so much by myself, eh? I try not to think about it too hard, might bother me or my voices. So far this year it's been easy to ignore the voices, nothing new they say. Same old crap about disasters, illness and other bleak things. If I believed them like I once did, I don't think I'm coming back from it this time. I don't believe them, I sort of play with them, an example is I listen to them sometimes and talk to them and try to explain things to them because I think they lack empathy and need help to understand this world, I don't think they retain it though. I try nonetheless. Anyways, here's a joke I know...

There's 3 guys in hell waiting to be judged. A stoner, a sex addict and an alcoholic. So the devil talks to these 3 guys and he says, "If I lock you in a room for a 1000 years with what ever you did when you were living and you repent at the end of it, I'll send you back to Earth." They all agree. The alcoholic gets locked in a room of beer. The sex addict gets locked in a room of virgins. Lastly, the stoner gets locked in a room of weed. A 1000 years pass by and the devil decides to check on the 3 guys. First he goes to the alcoholic's room and the alcoholic says, "I'm never drinking again." Poof, back to Earth. Then the devil goes to the sex addict's room and the sex addict says, "My dick hurts, I'm never having sex again." Poof, back to Earth. The devil reaches the stoner's room and he sees him crying in a corner and asks, "What's wrong?" Once the stoner sees him, he gets up and then proceeds to punch him in the face and shouts, "You bitch, you forgot my lighter!"

This one was funny when I first heard it. There's variations of this joke somewhere on the internet. 

Now, it's about midday and I've got nothing to do besides game out or watch videos on YouTube. Lately been watching a 100% walkthrough of Final Fantasy 7 The Remake. It's cool, since I've beaten FF7 a while back on my PS4. Just haven't tried the remake, so been watching that. I'm also playing some games right now, like South Park: The Fractured But Whole and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2 The Sith Lords. Didn't make it too far into South Park but I'm making progress. Star Wars, I'm trying to play through with only blasters and playing dark side 'cause it's better haha. Anyway, I think I'm done here. I'm going to try and enjoy my evening.

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Collision imminent.

 Hello! Cody again, who else? Ahaha. It's been a while since my last post so I thought I could share what's been happening and anyth...